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March 29, 2006

We've Liberated Istanbul!

OK, this is why it is bad that I read Free Republic more than I read the Daily Kos. Imagine my surprise when I saw an article on Free Republic claiming that "Howard Kagoolian PROVES MSM is lying about Iraq!" Howard Kagoolian is a moron running for Congress in California. He recently visited Iraq to show how great he thinks the war is. On his site, he posted some photos from his trip, including one that was supposed to demonstrate how peaceful the streets of Baghdad really are:

DowntownBaghdad.jpg

Wow. That's pretty peaceful. I mean, there's a of UPS truck unloading packages... wait a minute... UPS doesn't deliver in Baghdad! (outside the Green Zone)

Problem: that a picture of downtown Istanbul.

First, the obvious clues: Iraqis speak Arabic and write in Arabic script. Turks speak Turkish, which is written in a romanized script. "2.Noter" is a franchise offering notary and other business services — in Turkey. Edo is a brand of ice cream manufactured and sold — in Turkey. "Carşi" means "shopping center" — in Turkish. Additionally, the yellow cab is a common site in Instanbul, as is the box-like white public toilet on the street corner. The list goes on.

The same morons who refused to believe that Ben Domenech was a plagiarist were out to cheer on Kaloogian's lie and decry the "DUmmies" who were calling him out. Free Republic has since pulled the posting, noting only a "Possible blunder regarding photo." That means that they are so wrong, they can't even pretend to be right.

Now, below is a scene from a downtown Baghdad market:

baghdad_market_med.jpg

You can see some subtle differences, such as the lack of UPS trucks, and the palm trees in the background. Notice the difference between the way the women dress. The architecture of the buildings is also radically different. If you look carefully, you'll notice other striking differences between the two photos.

On Kaloogian's new prospects for re-election: bwahahahahaha! Below is Kaloogian posing with — please swallow any liquids before reading further — General Custer.

KaloogianandCuster.jpg

Posted by Winston Smith at 12:20 PM | Comments (0)

March 24, 2006

Bwahahahaha

It happened so fast, I didn't even really have a chance to blog it.

The whine-wing blogosphere rallied around Ben Domenech, wingnut douchebag and, as we discovered in a short period of time, rampant plagiarist.

Ben's tantrumosphere final word was true to wingnut form. He blames everyone but himself. His fawning admirers join in, either ignoring his misdeeds, or rationalizing them.

What I find most interesting are the number of apologists who take the position that plagiarism isn't so bad (even for a writer, I guess) because not only did they plagiarize in their youth, but did much worse things. Newsflash: excluding victimless crimes like illegal drug use, I didn't do anything as bad or worse than plagiarism. Why doesn't it surprise me that Domenech's fan club would be chock full of people who were irresponsible and unethical for a major portion of their lives?

What makes this worse, is that William and Mary — the venue at which the bulk of Domenech's unethical behavior has been uncovered — has a much-touted honor code. Young Domenech was pledged to live by this code, and given the volume of plagiarism discovered in the last 24 hours alone, he couldn't possibly have been unaware of the fact that he was violating it.

In the piece linked above, Domenech claims:

My critics have also accused me of plagiarism in multiple movie reviews for the college paper. I once caught an editor at the paper inserting a line from The New Yorker (which I read) into my copy and protested. When that editor was promoted, I resigned. Before that, insertions had been routinely made in my copy, which I did not question. I did not even at that time read the publications from which I am now alleged to have lifted material. When these insertions were made, I assumed, like most disgruntled writers would, that they were unnecessary but legitimate editorial additions.

But all these specifics are beside the point. Considering that all of this happened almost eight years ago, and that there are no files or notes that I've kept from that brief stint, it is simply my word against the liberal blogosphere on these examples. It becomes a matter of who you believe.

Oh my, the "liberal blogosphere"! Well, who, other than "moonbats" would trust them as a source?

Who care? The editor of the paper, the FlatHat, wrote to Atrios:

Hi --

This all seems to have happened really fast. I hadn't really checked the news til midday today when I saw all of this happened. It might be kind of moot now, but I was Domenech's editor at The Flat Hat when he was writing the reviews. Four people, including me, would have handled his copy, the others being my assistant section editor, the managing editor and the editor.

This should seem obvious, but no one on the editorial staff was going into Salon (or wherever) and pasting whole sections into his reviews. We were more concerned about getting the paper done so we could get home at 2 in the morning instead of 5. We may have put additional words in the story, but it would never have been completely foreign content. It was just editing.

So: boo hoo hoo for the right-wing kleptocracy, and kudos to those mean ol' liberals who keep harrassing them with the ugly facts of their own words and actions.

Posted by Winston Smith at 04:40 PM | Comments (0)

March 23, 2006

Freeper Proves Saddam Had WMDs... in 1987

An unusually talented Freeper has been translating some of the secret Iraqi documents recently released by the Bush Administration. The latest revelation? Saddam Hussein had WMDs... over a decade ago. The Freepers commenting on this the news are gleeful that there is finally proof that Saddam Hussayn had chemical weapons and used them on the Kurds. But, who said he didn't?

Well, mainly the Reagan Administration, which was in power at the time.

In 1991, the first Bush Adminstration took advantage of an opportunity to denude Iraq of most of its WMDs. A final revelation in 1996 allowed U.N. teams to remove the last of Iraq's arsenal. When we invaded in 2003, there weren't any WMDs. If we'd invaded in 1987, these documents might have been interesting. But we didn't invade in 1987 because Iraq was our ally.

Freepers are retards.

Posted by Winston Smith at 02:21 PM | Comments (0)

March 17, 2006

The Just War Doctrine MUST be Re-visited!

Today's Saint:

St. Patrick, Bishop (Commemoration)

Today's Meditation:

Holy Spirit, in communion with you, even when we seem to have received no answer to our prayer, through it you have already accomplished something within us.

From the book:

Peace of Heart in All Things by Brother Roger of Taizé published by GIA Publications

Today's Readings:

First Reading: Genesis 37:3-4, 12-13, 17-28

Psalm: Psalm 105:16-21

Gospel: Matthew 21:33-43, 45-46

Yesterday President Bush released The National Security Strategy of the United States of America,2006. This document has recieved much news (as it should!) because it says the United States of America can launch a 'pre-emptive' war.

This document came as a total shock to me; any leader who claims to be "Christian" but advocates attacking other countries and peoples 'pre-emptively' is a hypocrite. Throughout its history, the Church has stood against such an attitude.

I have begun reading the paper, as well as reviewing Church Teachings (the writings of Augustine, Ambrose, Tertullian, Aquinas and others) on war - and the "Just War Doctrine" in particular. As I am still taking in data, praying and meditating on it, and trying to make sense of Bush's latest ethical hypocrisy - I have not had time to write an article for this Friday in Lent. I will comment on the document fully, with commentary from Scripture, Church Writings and the Catechism - but it is going to take me a bit... please be patient!

Here are links to some pages I have found that outline the "Just War Doctrine" well for laymen:

For those who live in the Dallas area, there is a Peace Rally this Sunday - March 19th 2006 to commemorate the Third Anniversary of the War and Occupation of Iraq.

2 PM, St. Paul United Methodist Church, 1816 Routh Street, Dallas, Texas. The rally begins at 2 PM and will conclude with a march to the Federal Building Downtown Dallas. People of ALL FAITHS are encouraged to show their support!

MORE INFO: